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"Rooney, though, can affect a game like no other player, although they can affect games in their own way. They are all influential, but Rooney can be more influential in a variety of ways. Rooney gives you everything - even when things are going against you, he can still be the shining light. He's a fighter, a competitor, he never gives up, he can carry a team with that kind of attitude." - Glenn Hoddle

Goosebumps. It's amazing how everybody only says good things about WR, and yet he's still got so much more potential to improve. I have a feeling 2010 will be his year.

OKAY MMP. FOCUS. MMP. MY MOM POOPS.

and proof that Clark Kent has finally arrived. Or Optimus Prime.

AH NICE SOME FREE TIME. Better make full use of it asap before it gets interrupted by some sms. I'm sick of hearing my sms ringtone.

I just spent the last half and hour trying to complete GTA IV. My girlfriend Kate died cos I chose to take the revenge path. SHIT OKAY. I'VE BEEN TRYING SO HARD TO DATE HER. I'M ALWAYS ON TIME FOR A DATE, I ALWAYS WEAR HER FAVORITE CLOTHES, FIND THE NICEST CAR TO PICK HER UP, BRING HER FOR HER FAVORITE POOL OR BOWLING GAME.

AND THEN I LET HER DIE. I read the guidebook and and checked the alternative ending on youtube and my cousin Roman would have died instead if I had chosen the "The Price is Right" path. I should have let him die, the annoying ass. Now he's the one who's married and I have to find a new girlfriend on lovemeet.com. No one can replace Kate. She was the only one for Niko.

Right now I still haven't completed the final mission. I failed about 4 times straight cos my helicopter kept getting hit by a missile. I hate myself. I am a pathetic cow dung. I kept trying to go low to shoot the damn boat that I didn't realise if I flew too low I would get hit. I LET THE GUY WHO SHOT MY GIRLFRIEND KILL ME 4 TIMES AFTER THAT. 4 TIMES. If this was reality, I would be the biggest loser on the show the biggest loser. Whatever la, tired already.

Tomorrow I will kill Jimmy Pegorino the guy who shot my girlfriend. HEH HEH HEH

They say there are some things you just can't buy with money. Getting an old friend back, that's one of them.

Heheheheh this is funny even after a week I still find it amusing. Well they do call this the beautiful game for a reason.

So, week 1 is over. No surprises whatsoever. I love the timetable, now can I force myself to exersai for 4 weekdays and keep fit and healthy as a rabbit. The only thing negative is my CDS tutor. Meet Mr Srini. To have a rough idea of what he's like, I would kindly like to perform a little experiment. Close your eyes, and start drawing the outline of a human body in your imagination. Add some teeth and paint them white. Then crop the background and delete it. Now make the human outline grumble gibberish in the thickest vasantham channel bollywood coconut tree dancing on the beach tamil accent you have ever heard in your life. Boomz. Meet Mr Srini. I really don't mean to be mean. But you should have seen the looks of the other students trying to hold themselves back from bursting into crazy laughter.

Damn, writer's block. Shall leave it here and head on to sleep. I hope my temper doesn't flare up at soccer tomorrow, it's been a long time since that happened and I've been trying to bottle it up lately. God help me, and whoever I may face as opponents come tomorrow. Haha just kidding. Good night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dC9S5pyrmQ&feature=player_embedded

This is those once in a lifetime moments that I'll never forget.

I am maxed out. I know this is how I usually start my entries, besides oh my day suck, my day was blah, I feel blah. But now I really am maxed out. I hardly have the energy to do anything now, even if there was something to do. Work is an earthworm that sets up home on your toes and soon all the baby worms will slowly eat you up inch by inch. I don't know how I came up with this, but work is slow death.

I'm sorry, I have to complain. As each day goes by, I feel like I'm taking up more and more responsibility in my workplace. No longer am I the new guy who had to ask for directions every time. I am now the war veteran who seems to know where all the landmines are. I don't know how I come up with all these metaphors. Just because I have been working for about 4 - 5 weeks now, and some of the original temp staff have left, I've taken the mantle of being the old guy. Now everybody asks me questions. It's really frustrating. "Hey shaun, clear which block/unit now?", "Hey shaun, where to put the files?", "Hey shaun, what to do with this file?", "Hey shaun, this unit no sticker, HOW?". HOW SHAUN, HOW, TELL ME HOW, COME ON SHAUN, SHOW ME HOW. I wish my name was stephanopoulos.

This has been going on for some time, but the reason I decided to bring this up, was because I was truly astounded and sincerely shocked to my bare bones today. I was taking a short nap in one of the breaks that we usually have. This new guy, this new malay aunty, and this old chainese aunty, decided to pull out a copy of mypaper and play the sudokukujiao. So I was wandering off on this nice fantasy place where I could see a nice king size bed on the beach with megan fox and co bolster fighting on it, when suddenly, I was SHAKEN TO MY BONES. Megan evolved into old chainese aunty (this means I was woken up).

"Hey shaun, pencil?"

Up to that instant I still had no idea I had a made a deal with God like bruce and evan that had granted me infinite power to create pencils from my backside. You can't imagine the immediate expression from my face. I bet a housefly could have started a happy family and survived to the 3rd generation in my mouth because that was how long I kept it open.

What makes this truly academy award winner material, was that the tray of stationary was about 5 feet away, and everybody knows where it is. But yet, it seems that they had to get top secret level 5 clearance from me first. At the expense of my Maldives vacation with megan. I hate it, I absolutely detest it when they do that. Come on, I earn the same pay as you, let me be one of you, let me be the new guy, let me give you high fives in the morning, let me join in the group hugs.

Once I hit 1K, I'm gonna quit faster than you can say boomz.